Weak gnomes, preposterous quests and a whole lot of birds...

This city is getting stranger each day!

I have lived here now for more than two years, getting to know the city and the people. It is mostly a normal city, nothing too exciting for me, but if you don't take the rules too seriously there is always a way to make a decent living.

A couple of days ago I met a weak little gnome who was like most other gnomes: insignificant and not really worth another thought. What are gnomes really good for anyway?? This one was hysterical, almost crying, and constantly complaining about his "evil" sister. I would have probably ignored him completely, however, he was yapping on about his dead father and (more importantly) some potential inheritance. After figuring out that his father was actually quite wealthy and that there would be a decent fee I offered my help in obtaining this inheritance and protecting him from his sister (seriously, who needs protection from a gnome?).

There was already a little priest with the gnome (offering spiritual guidance I guess?!) and we picked up some other fellows on the way. There was another elf (claims to be a diplomat, but sure as hell doesn't act like one) and a weird young woman with a pony and an owl. I had the (very smart) idea of getting some more help (everyone deferred to me on that idea, since it was obviously the right choice) and I hired a ranger tohelp with some of the more menial things.

We went to the gnome's house where one of the wizards (old, grumpy, not particularly well dressed, basically exactly as all the other wizards) gave us some more information about what to do. Apparently there was some "quest" to be solved first (seriously, do gnomes not have better things to do than to come up with stuff like that??). But well, for the money I was promised I decided to just get on with it. We solved the riddles (not least because of my skill and knowledge) and I finally managed to obtain my promised payment. In a moment of altruism I also offered the ranger to manage his money (he's probably never seen this much money in his life and wouldn't know what to do with it anyway). He happily accepted my offer and I will take care of his money for now (without charging him too much for the service).

I also got to know the green lady's pony and owl a bit better and both of them like me very much (who doesn't?). Right after we got paid our money a group of smelly, annoying little children actually tried to rob us. They managed to get away with the ranger's and the elf's money (obviously I kept my money safe), however one of them was bitten by my loyal and trusted familiar and died (serves him right, that's what happens when you try and steal from me). Since I had nothing better to do (and was mighty annoyed that those stinking little children had the audacity to try and steal from me) I offered my help in reacquiring the stolen goods.

No idea how that happened, but we also picked up the Orc we paid off earlier along the way. Apparently the children stole his water skin and this upset him greatly. I have no idea why and also don't know what he would do with the children once we find them. He would probably eat them, so I better have an eye on him, lest he eat any of the children before we find the stolen stuff.

We finally tracked down the stolen stuff (not least due to my exceptional interrogation skills and my excellent instincts) and had to go into the sewers to get them back. After killing some rats on the way (man, that Orc is useless in a fight) we had to kill the stinking boys' leader. He was one stupid fellow, obviously overcome by megalomania, thinking he could fight all of us and actually win. He would have been better off just giving up, but after he actually managed to damage my leather armor (slightly) that was of course not an acceptable outcome anymore. I would have killed him right there and then (who does he think he is, attacking me like this), but the priest and his useless code of honor prevented me from doing it. We did get back our stolen stuff, though, and I picked up a nice crossbow for myself along the way.

During the following days I had my armor repaired and upgraded to a Masterwork Armor and also had a nice little holiday in one of the local temples, fully recovering from the previous days.

We also met the green lady again, who has now picked up another animal, which seems to be a cheetah (where the hell did she find something likes this around here). Anyway, I gave the little cat some meat, and just like the owl and the pony I feel that we have quickly become good friends. I hope the green lady doesn't get too jealous, but apparently my great people skills are just as effective with animals. The lady seems to be changing hair colors somewhat randomly anyway, so she must be a bit self-conscious about her looks. Maybe it's time someone told her to just choose a style and stick with it - I am sure her ever changing apperance also confuses her animals.

There seems to have been a big increase in craws in our fine little city in the last couple of days and people claim they are getting sick. The ranger is also babbling on about "bad omen" and the green woman thinks something is wrong with nature (a lot of agitation about nothing if you ask me, but whatever). Apparently they all want to go into the forest to do some more exploring. The green woman even claims that the birds are not speaking the right language (what a bucket of horseshit - she just sounds crazy). Anyway, it'll be interesting to see what'll happen next. For now I'll take care of myself (I've earned it after the last couple of days) and make sure my money is well invested and protected.

A new friend

The copse of small trees was the best place she could find. Next to the rustling of leaves, only a bit of noise could be heard from the training grounds of the old swords master. She let Rata'nah graze in the shade and Sira'nah had already settled on one of the branches to clean her feathers. Dera'nah sat down, clasped her pendant firmly in her hand, and concentrated on the flow of energy all around her. A familiar calm washed over her. She felt deeper and reached out toward her mother, using the piece of wood in her hand as a focus.
Once she could feel the presence in her mind, she opened up to let her mother read her and her experiences of the last days. Most importantly, read her state of mind. "What are you afraid of, my young seedling?". The thought appeared in her head and with it a serenity only her mother could send her. They communed for almost an hour, and the obvious advice was clear: To cope with the confusion breaking in on her from all sides, a strong link to nature was important to focus and anchor her thoughts. "Carrying mother nature with you" as her mother always put it. She opened her eyes and looked at Rata'nah and Sira'nah in turn who regarded her with curiosity. "Maybe I don't have to carry Her if that part can walk, fly, or swim itself!". She smiled as she got up and saw the questioning looks both her friends gave each other. "Let's go and explore. After all, we've just arrived!"

"You useless piece of shit! Stay still so that I can kill you!!". The merchant hit the box where the small creature had just stood and a bunch of colourful feathers flew up in the air. A few colourful birds scrambled fearfully together on top of a bar. Dera'nah approached the spectacle slowly and saw the stick come down again almost seconds after the small cat had already vacated the space. "What is the matter honoured merchant, does the small cat trouble you?". "This pile of worg-dung has already killed three of the priceless birds I had brought from Ellenion together with this useless little bugger". The cat, still a red feather in his mouth, looked defiantly at the merchant who just prepared for the next swing. Dera'nah put her hand on his arm and extended her other towards the young creature. "Maybe I can help. Let's see!". Channelling some energy towards the creature while whispering some druidic words, she calmed the cat who appeared to have fun, not being scared at all. The cat quickly backed up towards her, letting go of the feather, not taking its eyes off the stick. "Now here, all is good. I can take the little mischief of you. How much do you want?". "You a druid, eh? I see! Well, I still suggest killing it, no worth in trying to train it. Can't take the wild out of some creatures, I say! But that's your problem now I guess! Let me make you an offer: If you can heal the other two birds it injured and calm the others so I can sell them, you can take the bugger. I'm glad to be rid of the beast!" Smiling towards the cat, which looked up at her, she accepted the offer and started to approach the birds. A few minutes later the merchant was happy again and Dera'nah was about to leave when the cub tried to climb up Rata'nahs hind leg with its small claws and flew off in an arc after the pain-induced kick of the pony. "Told ya!" came from the merchant as the small group set off, Dera'nah again holding the cup and healing its bruises. "You are something special, you little ferocious beast!"       

After buying a beautiful armour made from masterfully intertwined leaves, which the elf who sold them in front of a magnificently carved elven tall ship was even able to fit perfectly to her thin body, she approached her small family again, cat cub in hand. "It's time to get introduced and find a name for you!" Sira'nah, sitting on the pommel of Rata'na's saddle, looked angrily at the small creature. Dera'nah looked down at the cat for a while. "You two, meet Fastra'nah!" She held out the cat to the owl who eyed the cat with a clear challenge. "Fastra'nah, this is Sira'nah. I'm sure she'll teach you quickly what happens to small cats that try to touch her. Be gentle Sira'nah, looking at the build of her, in a few weeks you might have a powerful friend!" And turning to the pony that still looked angrily at the cat: "You've already met. Rata'nah, Fastra'nah is now family. Please take care of him. I'll fasten him to you for the time being until he learned how to behave and can be allowed to roam freely." She bent down and threw the cat gently towards the saddlebags on the pony's side. The claws caught the bag and the cat quickly scrambled upwards, staying at the back of the saddle, out of Sira'nah's reach. "This is how to get up for now, although, looking the claw marks, I might have to think of some reinforcements for the bags to make it easier for you. I also will craft some riding contraption for you since I'm sure Sira'nah won't vacate her pommel!" Grinning at the owl, she took the reins and led them away from the market. "So little family, let's see if we can find that group again to continue our learning. Knowling men, I guess the shady pub is a good place to start!"

The Brotherhood of the Shadow

The brotherhood of the shadow.

 We are everywhere and nowhere. We see. We listen. We know. We make the shadow, we are invisible.

 - Educate yourself. Knowledge is more important than money. Money facilitates your life, knowledge gives you power. Power gives you much more money.
- Create a network of knowledge connected through a strict and hidden chain of command.
 - Choose your commanders. They must be first loyal to you and second, to themselves. They must educate themselves and create their own command chains.
- We do not accept previously educated people. We educate them using our resources, and we train them to fit the brotherhood.
- Each commander only talks to you and to his/her own subordinated persons.
 - If someone leaves the brotherhood, this person leaves the brotherhood. No coercion or harm will be caused to the person. All the connections with this person will be ceased and he/she can never come back again.
- Communication is our most important goal. Create communication channels which are encrypted and anonymous for the observers.
- The communication happens in one stream direction: always towards you, and you report only to me. - Spread the shadow around your surroundings. Never reveal your intentions, be invisible.
 - Grow. Control all the information of your neighborhood, then the city, then your region.
 - Sell information to obtain profit, but never reveal too much. This will be an expensive operation, you will have to maintain it. Again: educate yourself.
- We are the hands behind the puppet. We are not the show, we make it happen. Never take protagonism but control everything and everyone.


 Each member of the brotherhood must be recognizable by us but anonymous to others. We use a simple bird figure engraved in our capes, trousers or shirts. The color of the bird indicates the command chain: as brighter, higher in the command chain. you use a white bird. I use a white bird, with red eyes:
 

A strange human world

While keeping a hand on Rata'nah for comfort, she closed her eyes and tried to sort her thoughts. She had only entered that strange city two days ago and immediately a 100 things happened at one fell swoop. Not only were, seemingly, all city customs alien to her, but also the behaviour of her companions and everybody around her was incomprehensible. Only the ranger seemed to act "normally" and reminded her of the more simple-minded men in her tribe, her brothers included. If he would be representative of humans, she would be home in no time with not much to learn. But it seemed far from it.
The other half-human in the group seemed to be a practitioner of the arcane and mostly after gold coins. He was difficult to anticipate and whenever she thought she finally understood his intentions, he surprised her by reacting differently. But he seemed to have a way with people and could manipulate them well. Whether this was only connected to his elven ancestry or his arcane powers, she could not guess, yet, without more insight into elves or the arcane; powers so different to hers. And speaking of elves, she only heard about them through stories of her granny. But the specimen standing in the middle of the small square now somehow managed to destroy the whole image of the noble, wood-loving creatures that once were so similar to her own kin in many respects. He also did not, in any way, resemble the diplomatic visitors she saw her grandmother receive in her function as the head of her tribe. Where they had been respectful, prudent, and well-studied, the elf at hand appeared sneaky, weasely, and most likely a felon in disguise. The only character that so far managed to fulfil her expectations in his caste, was the cleric. He was full of himself and self-righteous, traits that most clerics she had met on her way here had shown. That he prayed to Wee Jas did not help the matter, either.
She had followed the group because the thought she could see a good example of people in a city helping each other, learning about the positive sides of life in such a large and multi-faceted tribe: Many different people coming together to help one of their own. But she more and more got the impression that everybody's motivation was merely personal gain. Even the gnome, the person that had requested help, went against his sister to take the inheritance where he should have sought her wisdom on how to share it. But the sister was none the better, seemingly showing no wisdom at all, at least none that Dera'nah could comprehend. And instead of helping each other, because this is what a tribe does, all actions were bargained for with everybody aiming at maximizing their amount of gold. How a community can work on such basis was beyond her!

She needed time to think and get her thoughts straight again, before getting more impressions and even more confused. She remembered the park they had been to, where they had met with the old sword master. Trees unknown to her and beautiful flowering bushes had caught her attention at the time and she was sure to find a quiet place there to meditate and converse with her mother. This park was the closest she could get here to a forest in this monstrosity of stones, metal, and strangers. She would try and find some of the people from this group again to learn more since she was sure that those individuals would attract even more interesting encounters. And she was sure because of that, she would have no problem finding some of them again. But for now, she needed a break. Just as she silently rounded the corner, she could hear shouts and cheers from a large group of younglings coming up the other road. At least this sight her world and the strange city shared.....

Dera'nah

The first light of day that came over the eastern hills prompted Dera'nah to come out of her meditation. Slowly, her mind took note again of her surroundings. She was sitting cross-legged on a small rocky hammock at the end of the forest with the hills behind her. Looking straight on, she could just make out the hovels surrounding the city that was barely visible on the horizon through the morning mist. Another day and she would reach her aim. Humans.
She let go of the small wooden pendant and placed the now warm piece of wood on a vine again around her neck. She took a deep breath of the cool morning air and sat up slowly and brushed the dew from her leather trousers. She tumbled slightly because of her stiff legs and a startled beating of wings told her that she had woken Sira'nah, who had slept on a branch almost reaching the hammock from the nearby tree where they had set up camp for the night. Reaching out to tousle the small feathers on the tiny owl's head she spoke softly "We'll soon reach our target and I guess you have to get used to being woken harshly. The lands of the humans are loud ones. How they can hear the voices of the land over all their chattering and clattering, is a mystery to me!" 
While she jumped down from the small rocky ledge, she let out an almost inaudible whistle and started walking towards the small green tent. A few moments later, the small pony came lazily around the tree. "Rata'nah! You could show a bit more enthusiasm on this fine morning! I heard there are many horses and ponies in the city. Maybe you can make new friends tomorrow?". The look on the ponies face spoke volumes and she had to smile. "Right you are, those city dwellers wouldn't know how to really live a good life! Then you should tell them!" She winked and started to get their stuff together. Sira'nah stretched her wings and with an elegant gliding motion settled on the branch above her. Dera'nah looked up. "Why don't you make yourself useful and find us the shortest path to the next road? We have already learned last week that humans prefer that we use their roads and not their fields, as that farmer made abundantly clear!" The owl gave her a disapproving look, stretched again and silently lifted off toward the city.

Stowing the last items in the saddlebags, she looked again towards the city. The sun had cleared the mist already and the grey city walls were clearly visible on the horizon. She could already make out small dots moving towards one of the gates. What will it be like? She had never seen any human settlement that consisted of more than a few houses connected by packed dirt. They had chosen a path through the woods that kept them well clear of the smaller settlements, but now she could not stall any longer. The mission by her mother was clear: Learn all you can about those that slowly intrude into the forests and hills of the Killoren, her folk. She had been chosen because of her likeness to the human complexion. Her skin only had a soft greenish tint and felt like a young leaf to the touch. She also was small and frail looking and would not scare humans, like her bothers would. Their muscular bodies resembled tree trunks with their barklike skin and they also were not born with much inner calm nor traits for diplomacy or many words. No, gathering and guarding knowledge and wisdom always had been a woman's vocation. That's was why her grandmother had sent her out when she became an adult. After all, she was now 10 and would one day take over as guardian of the shrine. Although her grandmother gave no indication of wanting to leave the world soon, the increasing spread of humans with their love for metal and stone would sooner or later lead to conflict. And then she had to be ready to lead her tribe. But first, she had to get to know some humans she could study. The reaction of the farmers that they had met since entering these lands had already told her that she, with her skinny body and her smaller height, apparently resembled a human adolescent that human parents would not send out alone. Don't they know that in the forest one is never alone? Aren't they teaching their children? Well, being taken for a child could make asking questions easier. And the looks of the men also told her that she could gather an audience if she wanted to. Whether this would be an audience she could get knowledge from, was another matter. But she was here to learn all she could.

A hoot woke her from her thoughts. Sira'nah sat 50 yards away on a branch, staring her silent stares. Before she could react, Rata'nah already started to move towards the owl. Well, at least her companions had accepted their fate. With a sigh and a long look back at the forest, Dera'nah shouldered her sack and held on to her wooden pendant again. Feeling the connection to her mother strongly, she set off after her own small family.